With the long haul through the rest of January ahead of us, especially for those who live in Northern states, we thought it was time for a dose of brewer humor. Whether groaning, smiling or laughing, we hope you’ll appreciate the effort. Prost!
Ask the Brewer (tries to be funny)
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The cop asked, “What’s he like?”
The little boy replied, “Mainly craft beer.”
A bear walks into the taproom, and looks at the menu. He says “I’d like a…………………..pint of Pyro”, the beertender says “Why the big paws?”
Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day, he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.
The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.”
She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?”
“I don’t think so,” said the foreman, “He got out three times to go to the men’s room.”
A priest, a clown, and a horse walk into the taproom, the beertender looks at them and says “What is this, a joke?”
This weekend we have the return of the Signature on Wheels crew on Friday and the Tatanka Truck on Saturday. We will be open our regular hours, with growler and grumbler fills all of the days we are open.
- Tap selection includes Pyro APA, Roasted Coffee Ale, Fused Orange Blossom Honey Ale, Cranberry Shandy and Raj-Agni IPA.
We also have tapped our Coffee Stout as part of our Brewer’s Choice offering. Available by the glass or in grumblers.until the keg is gone.(edited 1/15/16)
- Thirsty Thursdays $1 off pints and $2 off growlers (No growler or grumbler fills after 8pm, cuz it’s the law!)
- Nutmeg Pear Cupcake from Groundswell, nutmeg cake with fresh pear butter and cream cheese frosting
We are just now starting to get reports from our distributors as to where Roasted is being carried. If you find some, help us get the word out as to where it is located by Tweeting/Facebooking #IGotRoasted. If you can’t find it, ask for it. Thanks!